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Pacman, Oscar Dela Hoya’s New Idol

Hidden Soldiers!
Ang sagot ni Manny Pacquiao
nang tinanong siya kung ano
ang World’s Number 1 anti-dandruff
shampoo.

The text message above is definitely funny, but it is an ugly reflection of how most Pinoy discriminate someone who doesn’t speak fucking English fluently. This, also shows how narrow-minded most of us when it comes to how we measure intelligence and capability. No wonder we are still living in a developing country until now. Hypocrisy dominates most of our central traits which has blinded us to see genuine talent and ability. We always assume that when someone is good in speaking english, he or she is smart and intelligent and everything. How pathetically wrong!

Well, this post is definitely not intended to rant about how pathetic most Pinoy are. This post is intended to praise Manny Pacquiao, Oscar Dela Hoya’s new idol. The golden boy in the boxing arena who has been a reigning champion and living legend bowed down and surrendered to Pacman at the start of the ninth round in their recently concluded Dream Match at MGM Grand, Nevada, USA.

I never thought the game would end that way. Dela Hoya has more fighting advantages compared to Pacman. First, is the height advantage. Pacman is only 5′ 6″ tall compared to Dela Hoya’s 5′ 10″. Next, is the reach advantage. Dela Hoya has long arms compared to Manny which means a high hitting probability. The Golden Boy is also famous of his powerful left jab and has more fighting experiences compared to our pambansang kamao. But all of these expected advantages had been easily vanquished by Pacman’s agility, good footworks, lethal throws and punches, and a combination of consistent offensive and defensive moves.

Manny Pacquiao dominated the whole game from round one to round eight. He threw the first few punches in the first round and managed to avoid Dela Hoya’s. The Golden Boy was reduced to a mere punching bag in round four to eight. Pacman emerged victorious after Dela Hoya accepted defeat with an injured face and a black eye. Pacman, on the other hand, accepted the victory unscathed along with millions of victorious Filipino around the world. Our Pambansang Kamao has clearly obliterated USA’s Golden Boy after 8 rounds due to technical knock out. Yeeeyyyyyy!

N.B. Have you noticed that the background music played after each round was of Rammtein’s? I’m referring to GMA 7′s game coverage. Hehehe.

Photo Credits: BatchLinks

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Pacman: New WBC Superfeatherweight Champion!

Whew! And all that I can say is that the human species are indeed the most sadistic creatures in the vast universe. Hehehehe! Who would have paid millions of pesos es just to watch two individuals throwing punches toward each other, hitting each others bloody faces until brows and cheeks turned into ugly cuts, head butting each other until brain cellulites inside their bloody skulls collided and exploded, and even to the point of punching each others balls and testicles!(Hehehehe!)

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All of us blood thirsty homo-sapiens have definitely enjoyed the show last bloody Sunday. Such savagery of exchanging fist and releasing unnatural sweats and even shading of tears and bloods can only be endured by sadistic mammals like us. Hehehehe! We, the human race are all guilty of such sadistic exhibitions like shouting, cheering, laughing, and jumping due to the salient pleasure we sweetly experienced every time pacman’s fists landed on marquez. We were like red-eyed beasts drooling and grinning as we savored the ecstatic feeling of great satisfaction of watching the exchange of hard blows and we were greatly rewarded as our very own ended up the bloody champion. Hehehe! (Photo from pacquiaovideo.com)

N.B. I know this post is kinda late…but better late than never…hehehe…

EOD

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