Once upon a weekend, in the beautiful island of Cebu, a throng of blogging cyborgs were invited to the pulchritudinous beach paradise which is sublimely located in the historic island of Mactan. This mob of hyperactive cyborgs were very pleased that an inmate of theirs, Mr. Ruben of Pinoyworld, had specifically asked them to check his place of jurisdiction and blog about it.
Maribago Bluewater is the name of this tropical paradise. All the “low-teched” cyborgs were so excited to see the place, and also, to experience how it is to become human beings. That’s why when everyone arrived at the venue, the Maribago royal slaves immediately catered to their needs. The humanoids were treated to a very refreshing cold drink. And most of the cyborgs concluded that it tasted like a seashell soup with a hint of lemon.
Later on, a pretty tour guide appeared and accompanied the whole gang to take a look at the whole resort. All of the cyborgs were pretty excited. They took pictures of almost all the living and non-living matters they saw as the tour guide stopped once in a while to give brief backgrounds of the resort’s amenities. The thrilled humanoids had non-stop fun as they took photos as evidences, that for once in their bloody lifetimes, they had also experienced the high of becoming lowly human beings. They were so delirious, they forgot to shut their bloody mouths and had kept the tour guide wondering what an “ORGY” is. Every zombie lovers like the CBS cyborgs knew about it, but, unfortunately, the pretty tour guide had to ruminate about it for a long time before she got it.
After the tour session, the hyperactive blogging cyborgs were whisked to the resort’s conference room and had the chance to have small talks with its management team along with their PR manager, Mr. Ruben of PinoyWorld. The humanoids, true to their ambitions of becoming real human beings were also treated to a very colorful and delectable afternoon tea. While pigging with the colorful treats and assuming that they tasted how appetizing those were, a Q & A portion was also happening.
The cyborgs learned that Maribago Bluewater Beach Resort was established on July of 1989. The establishment has a 50-50 recruitment process, that is, they hire employees 50% from agencies and another 50% from independent applicants. Their target market is mostly foreigners, and the Japanese chinks topped their list of regular customers. The resort, as a payback to the people living in the locale, gives special discount rates to them whenever they wanted to visit and avail the resort’s amenities and services.
The management had also confessed, that the resort business has also been affected by the global recession. That is, the number of vacationers and tourists are lesser this year compared to last year. And when asked about what makes Maribago Bluewater Beach Resort different from other high class beach destinations in the country, the management team said, that it is the kind of service they provided to their clients. In Maribago Bluewater, they see to it that they not only make good business with their customers, but also good interpersonal relationship that would imprint better impression and higher customer satisfaction.
After the short conference, some of the rusty blogging cyborgs automatically transformed into their swimming costumes, shamelessly exposing their cybernetic organs. And seconds later, the blue water of Maribago turned red and populated with millions of rust fungi. On the other hand, the other half of the humanoids, spent their time sharing indiscreet talks. Every now and then, they giggled, laughed and snickered as they dissected every fleshy gossips they could muster.
And the cyborgs visit was ended with a very sumptuous buffet dinner in the resort’s Allegro Restaurant’s poolside. Since it was Saturday, the resto had their Barrio Fiesta specialty along with a special cultural dance extravaganza. All the blogging humanoids enjoyed the mouth watering foods and cracked jokes over the performing dancers, for it’s the very first time that they saw people dancing with their butts out. Hahahahahahaha!
N.B: Click here for the resort’s detailed information, and reservation.